Day 7031

http://mundane-me.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/day-7499.html - Updated chapter plans

1) she gets dragon and breaks arm

1. -World intro steam punk clock tower
2. - Happy setting Inn
3. -  She's asleep he's talking to some else, Intro to main character getting told off// Nicely asks her to finish something
4. - Cleaning see ladies talking, into to emperors quest 
5. - Tristan explain it to her, and tease her about never queen and also she'll express her want for power
6. - Night she has a moment where she looks to her parents photo..... Why did you leave me moment
7. - Wrenched out of bed - to be fed to the dragon 
8. - Standing with everyone else cue some bloody scenes with animals
9. - First person is about to be eaten Heroic act, completely fails, to prove the place they cut the arm off and give it to the dragon.
10. - Start to loose consciousness as blood pools around her 
11. - People start to panic more so, dragon gets uneasy starts fire everywhere
12. - Her body being dragged away into the shadows 

 2) she meets mechanic man 

1. Mechanical forest setting, show her inside of the tree glass tree, have a mechanical spider crawl over her arm and she goes to move it away 
2. Basic mechanical arm now shown, also chains, as she is inspecting it show shadow figure in background that comes into focus 
3. She goes to speak and he comes in close and pulls her shirt up around her throat . "Technically, the last thing I want to do is hurt you.... But it’s still on the list... So no talking now." Takes off glasses and cleans them on her collar 
4. She, looking over his shoulder and seeing skeletons and such headbuts him, he gets knocked out for a little bit, she grabs the keys and unlocks herself, and then chains him up
5. Starts looking round, finds books on anatomy, and mechanics and jars of human parts, and not so human parts, she also finds things on dragons, hands float over coins and then go towards a diary 
6. She is sitting in a chair drinking tea reading his diary when he wakes up,  and walks over to him "technically, the last this I want to do is hurt you...Again... But it's still on the list so uh.. start talking now or I'll spread all your secrets to everyone" (take it from the above text box//pull what he said down and scribble it out) he replies, "oh like you can read?"
7. "Yes,Jacque" I can "So do most people in this world, not everyone just skims through life looking at pictures" (look at reader raising an eye brow her back to him he is undoing himself using the mechanical spiders,  "technically a nice cup of tea would make this a little easier, yes?" Says the Mechanic as he rubs his hands   
8. (Why did I turn away) internal thoughts of Maya mouth slightly open as she turns around.

3) She gets her arm fixed, the french story is introduced and eye candy enters the party
 4) they decide to rob a train and the gun girl enters the story
5) There is a house that burns and peoples ties are put to strain
 6) she is in a market and has a conflict with the prince
 7) She reaches the kingdom everything is almost going to plan

8) The king puts trials in her way - Spiders (Isaac) Giant fury mountain, assumed to be moss, they touch it and it's just tons and tons and fricken tons of spiders. Inside is boss rock spider who has a silk armour thing they need to get for the king. or dress oor yes...

^ inspirational awfulness

9) The characters start to fall for the wrong people
 10) The dragon almost kills everyone
11) ending part 1
12) ending part 2 o.o


Mecahincal - cheesy witt, mild psychopath, intelligent

• Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoeve
• I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hour
• When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
• Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends
• The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
• Liquor makes me happy, you….not so much.
• If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm
• As you’re reading this, you should say to yourself, “Why am I talking to myself?”
• Today is one of those days where I wish I could restore myself to the factory settings.
• Alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
• I read somewhere that when someone is about to quote a bogus fact or statistic that they preface it by saying, “I read somewhere.
• I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/darren-johnson/2014/07/25-witty-comebacks-to-use-on-terrible-pick-up-lines/